When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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