This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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