I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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