I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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