He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Is her dick bigger than yours?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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