Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You're like the curious george of whores
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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