Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
