Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
