whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
