did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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