dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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