so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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