my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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