Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
