hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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