Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
How does it feel to date your dad?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize