garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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