there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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