Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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