He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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