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• (419): View more from Ohio

  do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?

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  EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.

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• (925): View more from California

  remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking

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• (516): View more from New York

  I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  the night was just a blur of sex and pie

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• (850): View more from Florida

  When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems

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