Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.