I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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