2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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