you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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