The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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