Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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