do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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