Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
