Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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