Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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