ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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