He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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