Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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