Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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