Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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