Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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