absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
My balls are so social today.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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