DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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