I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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