walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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