Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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