their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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