Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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