wrigley field is MILF paradise
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
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He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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