playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
