i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Congratulations! We have a period
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