Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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