i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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