Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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