i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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