She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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