check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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