Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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