I want to stick my p in your. b.
it was like eating out sand paper
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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