Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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