Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
ok first of all what the fuck
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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